I'm daZenHobo. That should say it all...what? It doesn't? That's it, I'm firing my publicist!
Ok, fine, I'll introduce myself.
[clears throat and switches to announcer voice]
Introducing, just in from a wrong turn at Albikirky, after touring 14 contenents and sailing 6 and a half seas, filmed in front of a live studio audience daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZenHobo!!!!!!
[giant gorilla holds up an applause sign]
So ya, that's me. I like to have fun; but, when it's time to get serious I get deathly so. So don't freak out if I'm joking and cutting up one minute and turn around and get super serious when dealing with something important.
I also don't believe in beating a dead horse to death. [waits for gramar nazis] So don't expect me to keep dragging things out if I have to make some less than nice choices in dealing with things. I deal with it and then move on.
Got any questions just ask; but, don't ask any question you don't really want an answer to. I'm honest and will give you an honest answer; even if it's not one you want to hear.
Now play ball!!!! Or whatever you want to play with.