Ok, I was up all blasted night...woohoo...ok, nothing out of the ordiary for me. However, I was tossing back a Monster Chai Hai and decided to read the label. FYI - Monster has been my drink of choice ever since I started negotiations with them for [stops to count how long ago and realizes he can't legal say] some "stuff." Everyone say yippie for free products. Anyway, I thought this was so kick ass I should share it. And I quote:
HELLY YES! Monster can do tea.
Not that powdered junk or the latest New Age cure-all. Not the tea the Queen has with her crumpets or the tea little girls have with make believe friends.
Chai Hai is more like the teas guards drink in Turkish Prison - Tew with sack not bags!
Imported tea, real cream, Monster spice and energy blend...Guaranteed to stoke the fires within!
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I think Monster marketing staff deserves a big woohoo for this one.